Stupid Person 1: (Whilst munching on a raw carrot) – “No thankyou! No chocolate for me – I’m on a total health kick at the moment. No carbs, no sugar, no fat.”
5 minutes later …..
“oooh it’s time for my cigarette break!”
Stupid Person 2: “There’s no better way to stop smoking than the nhs’s smoking clinics – they really helped me the last time I stopped smoking”
Stupid Person 3: “Oh no, I couldn’t go to a spin-class, the last time we were at weight watchers there was one on in the next hall & we couldn’t stop laughing at their big fat bodies jiggling everywhere!”