Ignorance & Stupidity

Stupid Person 1: (Whilst munching on a raw carrot) – “No thankyou! No chocolate for me – I’m on a total health kick at the moment. No carbs, no sugar, no fat.”

5 minutes later …..

“oooh it’s time for my cigarette break!”

Stupid Person 2: “There’s no better way to stop smoking than the nhs’s smoking clinics – they really helped me the last time I stopped smoking”

Stupid Person 3: “Oh no, I couldn’t go to a spin-class, the last time we were at weight watchers there was one on in the next hall & we couldn’t stop laughing at their big fat bodies jiggling everywhere!”